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Par ailleurs et tant qu'a faire (qualité fort variable) :

MY BONER LOOKS DOWN ON THE EARTH IS IT GOD
ECONOMY OF DONGOPIA IS BASED ON THE GIVEN USE VALUE OF ANY DICK STRAIGHT UP MY ASS
THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS DOWN THE STREAM INTO MY MOUTH
I WOULD LIKE TO BE GAY NOT ONLY IN THE PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE TENSES BUT ALSO IN THE PLUPERFECT SUBJUNCTIVE TENSE

DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS IN THE SKY DICKS IN THE GROUND DICKS IN SPACE DICKS IN TIME BUT WHERE JESUS ARE THE DICKS IN EAR AND MOUTH

YOUR ERECTION IS FRIGHTENING CHILDREN EVERYWHERE SO IT IS NOT SO MUCH SOMETHING TO BE EMBARASSED ABOUT BUT RATHER SOMETHING TO BE CONTROLLED AND REGULATED

THE WORLD IS A WONDERFUL RAINBOW - IN THAT IM A COCKSUCKER
GLUAGULAHGLAUGALUGHULAGULHAGULAGULALGLUAGGUAHGLAGHLAUGHALGHALGUHAGLAHGLAHUGLAUHGLAGUHALGHALGHALGHALGHA COCKSUCKING 101imes
GLINED FOR PRICK OH GAWD IT THAT A DICK
MY BONER BURNED 24 DIGITAL COPIES OF ITSELF AND DEVELOPED A COMPLEX MULTI SERVER CHAT SYSTEM ALL IN ONE NIGHT OF DARK BLACK COCKSUCKING

WHEN I FREESTYLE ABOUT DICKS, IT'S LIKE I BECOME A DICK MYSELF, SPURTING OUT WHATEVER COMES UP. ONLY THIS TIME I WON'T GET ARRESTED FOR HAVING SEX WITH MENTALLY RETARD CHILDREN I HOPE

TIME CUBE STATES THAT MY DICK EXISTS IN FOUR SIMULTANEOUS DIMENSIONS, WHICH IS HOW I PLAN TO GET OUT OF THAT "SODOMIZING A POLICE OFFICER'S WALLET" CHARGE

MY DICK IS RIDING ON SPINNERS AND WHILE THAT MAY SEEM TO BE VERY "GHETTO" AND "COOL" IT IS RATHER UNCOMFORTABLE OH LORD MY DICK JUST FELL OFF

ITS NOT THAT I WANT TO STICK THIS COCK UP MY NOSE, BUT GOD DAMNIT MAN THIS IS A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE
I THOUGHT MY DICK WAS CATHOLIC SO I TOOK IT TO CONFUSIONAL AT WHICH POINT I GOT A BONER AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS ALL A CLEVER RUSE AND THAT MY DONG WAS JONESING FOR SOME GLORY HOLE ACTION LONG STORY SHORT I'M BANNED FROM THE STATE OF IDAHO.

BITTORRENT ALLOWS ME TO SEED TO A LOT OF PEOPLE SPECIFICALLY UNSUSPECTING LITTLE CHILDREN
ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY HAS DISCOVERED MY MICROSCOPIC DONG: IT IS A SMALL CULTURAL ICON IN KOREA
SOMEONE TOLD ME TO ENCODE MY DICK AND SO I TRIED TO BY WHEN CONVERTING TO 192 -APE, LAME GAVE ME AN ERROR "542 ENCODING ERROR YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN THE CD TRAY OH LORHGLUAGHLA"

I VOTED REPUBLICAN BY I GUESS MY DONG VOTED LIBERAL BECAUSE I STUCK IT IN THE VOTING MACHINE AND IT CAME OUT GREEN AT WHICH POINT I REALIZED THAT IT WAS NOT A VOTING MACHINE BUT A 2 DOLLAR WHORE AND THEN MY DICK FELL OFF

I PUT MY BONER IN A SHOT GLASS AND DRANK IT AND ENDED UP FORMING A NEVERENDING LOOP OF GAY WHICH IN TURN SWALLOWED THE UNIVERSE

FLYING DICKS ARE KNOWN FOR RANDOM IMPREGNATION THROUGH RAYS OF LIGHT SOMETHING SCIENTISTS LONG AGO DEEMED IMPOSSIBLE ALONG WITH THIS HUGE BLACK COCK IN MY NOSE

PILGRIMS PROGRESS IS AN ALLEGORY ABOUT THE TIME MY NUTS WERE CAUGHT IN AN EASY BAKE OVEN
MY DONG ADVANCED THROUGH MARXS ENTIRE FIVE STAGE SOCIETY THEORY IN THE SPAN OF ONE SPURT
IF YOU SPURT IN YOUR EASY MAC THE MICROWAVE KILLS THE JIZZBUGS MAKING IT SAFE FOR CONSUMPTION
FUCK A PREGNANT GIRL FOR ALLAH
LISTEN HERE YOUNG MAN I'M PERFECTLY FINE WITH YOU VERBALLY EXPRESSING YOUR ENJOYMENT OF DICK BUT PLEASE DO NOT SAY "YOU'RE SPURT ENVELOPES MY SOUL." USE THE PROPER WORD BECUASE WE ARE SEMANTICALLY CORRECT COCKSUCKERS HERE OK

THIS JUST IN: A COCK HAS APPEARED OUTSIDE OF MY WINDOW WITH DEADLY INTENT
MY DONG IS AN ANOMOLY THAT SHOULD BE ACCEPTED AND DESIRED NOT BALANCED
IF THERE WERE BOOLEAN ALGEBRA MY BONER WOULD BE A TAUTOLOGY
MY BONER IS LIKE A COBRA IN THAT WHEN THERE ARE PEOPLE AROUND IT SLOWLY DANCES
IN AN EFFORT TO PROMOTE GOODWILL BETWEEN NATIONS I HAVE STOPPED HAVING SEX WITH LAMPSHADES
I AM EMO (I CRY WHEN I START SUCKING THE DICK)
MY DONG IS PROUD OF BEING WHITE AFTER ALL JESUS WASNT
NEW CSI EPISODE: WHAT IS THIS UNLICKED DICK DOING ON YOUR CARPET WE DONT NEED A WARRANT FOR COCKSUCKING LGUHGLGHLUGHGLHGLUHGLUHGLUHGLUGHLUGHLUG

NATURES TIME CUBE TRANSCENDS GOD JUST LIKE MY DONG
LIVE BY THE SPURT DIE BY THE SPURT
MY PRICK CREATES DIFFERENT FORMS OF COMMUNICATION IN THE HOPES OF LURING POOR UNEDUCATED PRICKS INTO A BOUT OF DRAMATIC AND FURIOUS DICKLICKING

IF THEY CAN PUT A MAN ON THE MOON OH GOD WHY CANT THEY PUT ONE IN MY MOUTH
ALLOW ME TO LAY MY DICK ON YOUR SHOULDER IN THE HOPES THAT YOULL PUT IT ON YOUR MIND LATER ON
PRICKS PRICKS GLALGUHLGUHAGLUHGALUGHALUGHALGUHAGLUHAGLUAHGLUHGALUGHALGHAALGULA
AAAAAHHA MY BONER JUST BECAME AN ALCOHOLIC
I JUST WANT TO CLIMB TO THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN AND SPURT ON A BEATLES VINYL ALBUM IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK HERE PEOPLE?
I WAS TOLD ANTS AND OTHER SMALL INSECTS ARE ABLE TO CARRY DIRT SIMPLY WITH THEIR DONG
I AM GOIGN TO RAPE A GOAT: A PLAY IN THREE ACTS.
I USED THE GRAVITY GUN TO CATCH MY SPURT AND SHOOT IT AN MACH SPEEDS INTO ZOMBIES
WHEN I ASKED MY BONER WHAT IT FELT ABOUT THE ECONOMIC SITUATION IN RUSSIA IT PROCEEDED TO SPURT UP MY NOSE
TERRIBLE COCKSUCKING NOISES OF THE HAULGHULAHG AND BUABGLUHLAHG AND LAHULGLAGHLAG VARIETY
WHEN I SUCK THEM OFF THEY GRUNT AND GO MUHHHHH BUHHH DUHHHH INSTEAD OF "OH YEAH BABY COME ON" OR "YOU'RE THE BEST" OR "HURRY UP THE BUS IS COMING" ALSO THEY DON'T SPURT LIKE YOU AND ME IT'S MORE OF A (HEAD CHOPPED OFF)

(PUTTING THE DONG IN THE FASCIMILE TO DUPLICATE AND SEND)
DICKS THE ALTERNATIVE TO CIGARETZ
ONCE UPON A TIME MY BONER DEGENERATED INTO A FEUDAL SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT
AN UNLICKED DICK IS A BREACH OF THE MOST SACRED OF CONTRACTS WHY DONGOPOLIS AND DONGOPIA TWO SEEMINGLY PEACEFUL GOVERNMENTS ARE NOW AT SPURTALICIOUS WAR

GLAGLALGALGLAGLALGALGALGLALGALGALGLAGLALG TO TEH RIGHT BLURPLRPULBPRULBPURLBPRUBPRUBPRUBPRUBPRU TO THE LEFT COCKSUCKING STRAIGHT UP AND HARDCORE

HOW DARE YOU THROW IT AWAY THERE ARE STARVING COCKSUCKERS ALL OVER THIS DAMN GLOBE
I THINK IT IS HIGHLY COINCIDENTAL THAT THERE IS A BANANA POKING ME IN THE BUTT RIGHT NOW
BEEN SURFIN THE SOFA ON MY PRICK AGAIN
A PRICK IN MY MOUTH IS BETTER THAN A PRICK IN THE BUSH EHEHEHEHEHE
ARE YOU KIDDING ME I WROTE THE BOOK ON DICK (AND OTHER SHORT STORIES) YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS
STEVEN HAWKING DOES HIS BEST WORK WHEN MY BONER IS ON HIS UPPER LIP
THUG LIVIN DRUGS MONEY APPLES GUNS DICKS
MY CAFETERIA IS NOTORIOUS FOR RANDOM IMPREGNATION THOUGHT PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE BEFORE
I AM BRUSHING MY TEETH WITH COCK (TO PREVENT GINGIVITIS)
FIREFOX HAS BROUGHT MY LOW LEVEL QUEER COCKSUCKING TO INSANE NEW HEIGHTS
WHY THE FUCK AM I GETTING A MYSQL ERROR FOR AN PAGE OVERFLOW OF DICK
I SCARED AN OLD WOMAN WITH MY DONG SHORTLY BEFORE PIERCING HER EYE WITH SAID DEVICE
CCORDING TO THE STRING THEORY I HAVE MULTIPLE COCKS
I THOUGHT MY BONER WAS A BABY SO I ATE IT STRANGELY IM NOW A QUEER
I SPENT 20 YEARS TRAINING IN THE ANCIANT MARTIAL ART OF DONGAMI SUCKING DICK UNDER THE FREEWAY
10 OUT OF 10 BLACK BONERS LICK EACH OTHER DURING THE INTERMISSION
COCK GUZZLIN IS A SERIOUS MATTER CONCERNING SERIOUS DICKLICKERS WHO LICK DICK TO LICK DICK AND HATE RUSSIA BECAUSE WHO WANTS TO SMOKE COLD POLL

NONG NONG DONG FONG ASIANS EAT PENIS
DON'T TRY TO FOOL ME INTO NOT SUCKING IT !!! DISTRACTING ME WILL ONLY FAIL HULAHGLUAG


VOTE DONGS
I'M SOME KIND OF GAY RODENT
YOU APPEAR TO BE GAYER THAN I
BUT I DON'T MISS THE PART WHERE YOU WACK MY NUTS WITH A STICK FOR FORTY MINUTE STRETCHES
THIS CHANNEL SUCKS
I'M THE CAPTAIN OF YOUR BALLS
I LIKE DICK
SIR I AHUGLAHGLUAHGULAHGLAHGLAHGLAHGLAHG
HOLY CHRIST JUST DONGS EVERYWHERE AND SO SUDDENLY — POKING AND WHAPPING ME — IT'S LIKE I'M RUNNING BACKWARDS NAKED THROUGH A CORNFIELD

I AM STUCK IN A POO LOOP
I HAVE TWO BALLS — I WANT THREE
ISN'T THIS JUST A REGULAR ASS PARADE
YOU GET SO HUFFY WHEN IT COMES TO THE DICKS
THE QUESTION IS NOT WHETHER IT'S ART OR PORNOGRAPHY PEOPLE, THE QUESTION IS HOW FAR IS THAT BAT UP THE GUY'S ASS
THE ANSWER IS COCK!!!!!!
FUCK YOU AND LICK DICK
MY DAD POOFED INTO A BAT AND FLAPPED INTO MY ROOM AND PUT HIS WING DOWN MY PANTS
I'D RECOMMEND NOT JUGGLING ONE'S BALLS
THAT WAS LIKE AESOP'S FABLES FOR FAGGOTS
GET THAT MAN AN ICE COLD PRICK
I'M A FRESH MORNING BONER
MY MOUTH IS TOILET COMPLIANT
O CHRISTMAS DONG O XMAS DONG
BALLS HANGING TOO LOW
WHEN FACE RAPING SOMEONE THERE'S SOMETHING TO BE SAID FOR GETTING A GOOD RUNNING START
ALSO LET'S LICK DICK IN UNISON
IF I COULD BE AN KIND OF FLOWER I'D BE A BIG FAT ANGRY COCK
WHEN YOUR MOUTH CHOKES ON DICK LIKE A BIG FUCKING PRICK THATS AMORE
10 ADAM 12 WE HAVE A DICKLICKING IN PROGRESS
I'VE GOT TWO BIG BONERS AND A MICROPHONE
WAS RE: DICKS
I HAD AIDS BEFORE IT WAS COOL
OW THIS IS NOT A FLIPBOOK THIS IS AN ACTUAL BONER
I NEED TO BE PUMPED SO FULL OF SPURT THAT I CANNOT SEE STRAIGHT
GAHGLAHGLAGHALGHALGHLA
WELL COCKMOUTH.GIF WAS EXACTLY AS ADVERTISED
LOOSE LIPS LICK DICKS
SURPRISE!!!! I AM CUDDLING YOUR TODDLER'S BALLS
MY BONER LIES OVER THE OCEAN
DOMINE SUCKUS
I'M SERIOUSLY INVITING YOU TO FUCK MY FACE
PLEASE REMOVE YOUR DONG FROM MY ARMPIT
PLEASE HELP ME PICK OUT A GOWN FOR THE COCKSUCKERS BALL
BALLS????????????????
CANADIAN BONERS TASTE LIKE MAPLE FOR SOME REASON
MY DONG IS WHAT YOU WOULD CALL "AL DENTE"
SOMEONE NEEDS THE NIGHTTIME SNIFFLING SNEEZING COUGHING ACHING WHEEZING STUFFY-HEAD FEVER SO YOU CAN SUCK A DICK MEDICINE
TOGETHER ..... WE WILL ........ PRAY FOR COCK
I LIKE BOYS
TOO MUCH POO SAID POPPA BEAR
IT'S SHOWTIME AT MY BALLS
I'M A SHORT WIDE GOTH WHO'S MAKING A CYBERDIFFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOOD LORD GET THAT GUY A DICK STAT HE'S IN A DICKLESS DELIRIUM
I WISH I COULD DIAL NINE TO GET MY HEAD OUTSIDE OF THE TOILET
DAD'S BRUSHING MY MOUTH OUT WITH SOMETHING
COCK A DOODLE DONG
WORDS I LEARNED BY READING LARRY FLYNT PUBLICATIONS: COCKSLUT, DIRT HOLE, PRICK HOUND, PISS-SCENTED, SPENT HOSE, ROPY TRAJECTORY, MOPPING JIZZ, BALL-SHRIVELING, COWLIKE

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW A "FAGGOT" CAN ALSO MEAN A TIGHTLY-WRAPPED BUNDLE OF DICKS!!!!
BELCHES UP SPERM
YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT
DOCTOR BONER IS IN
LET'S GO TO THE MOON AND LICK DICK
I WILL DRUG YOU AND FUCK YOU
COCKONOMICON
JESUS THE GAYNESS IS OVERWHELMING
I LIKE DICK????? DO YOU
STRONG BONER RELATED CRYPTO AT WORK HERE PEOPLE
COCKS
.oO(COCKS)
FREE TIME ON YOUR HANDS? THINK DICK
I WISH TO REPORT AN UNLICKED DICK IN THE NORTHWEST CORNER OF MY PANTS !!!
I TOOK AN OATH TO ROAM NEAR AND FAR, LICKING DICKS
MMM DICK
TRYING TO FIST MYSELF AND FAILING
ONLY GOD AND THE HUBBLE TELESCOPE KNOW WHAT I'M BEATING OFF TO
HERE IN THE LAB WE'RE DEVELOPING ARTIFICIALLY INTELLIGENT COCKS THAT SUCK THEMSELVES AND ALSO EACH OTHER
SEVEN WAYS FROM DONGDAY
LEGGO MY PRICKO
UM PENIS E DENTRO DE MIM
WHAT FINE ROUND BALLS YOU HAVE
IF WE TOUCH DICKS WILL THERE BE AN ARC
LLHLHLHLHLHLH I AM THE GREATEST COCKSUCKER EVER TO GRACE THIS GOD'S EARTH
YOU'RE CORDIALLY INVITED (OPEN CARD) TO SUCK COCK
WORDS THAT SOUND ALIKE BUT HAVE DIFFERENT MEANINGS ARE CALLED HOMOPHOBES
CHOKING DOWN TEN BLACK DICKS IN TEN BLACK MINUTES
I WILL MATCH YOU DICK FOR DICK AND WE WILL SEE WHO IS THE CRAZIEST
RUBBING THE NUTS (TO MAKE FIRE)
NOT ADAY GOES BY WHERE I DON'T JERK MYSELF UNTIL I GET A STOMACH ACHE
GAY GAY GAY IN THE U.S. OF A
I'M GOING TO SOIL MYSELF AND OTHERS
LAST NIGHT WHILE I WAS ASLEEP MY BONER DEVELOPED A SIMPLE CHAT SYSTEM
I INSIST THAT WE CLIMB INTO THE DICK PIT AND DO THE JOB RIGHT
I HAVE HUNTED DOWN AND SUCKED MANY AN ESCAPED DONG
I WILL READ ALOUD FROM THE GOOD BOOK OF DICK
I AM WRITING TO INQUIRE ABOUT THE HEALTH BENEFITS OF SMALL OR MEDIUM SIZED DICKS IN MY ASS
IT'S LONELY HERE WITHOUT COCKS & BALLS
BY MY CALCULATIONS THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN A SECOND JIZZER
COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU KICK ASS DAILY
TAKE THE G TRAIN TO THE A TRAIN TO THE Y TRAIN
FUCKING FAIRIES
4. I AM TOTALLY INCAPABLE OF GETTING AN ERECTION
IT DOESN'T GET LOUDER THAN UPPERCASE BAAAAA
A LITTLE BIRD LOOKED DOWN ON ME AND SAID "SUCK MORE DICKS" WHICH IS WHAT BRINGS ME TO THE PRESENT, GENTLEMEN
I SAID LET'S ALL LICK A DICK!!!!!
AND IT IS MY DUTY TO POINT OUT THAT THERE ARE JUST NOT ENOUGH DAMN DICKS
I REST MY BALLS
I JUST WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE AND LICK DICKS
I AM A PRACTITIONER OF THE ANCIENT ORIENTAL ART OF DONGAGAMI
IN CORPUS SUCKUM
I SUSPECT I WILL BE FOUND GUILTY OF FIRST DEGREE DICKLICKING
A WELL-HUNG JURY INDEED
I LIKE DI_K (ONLY ONE LETTER TO GO AND YOU WIN THE PRIZE)
BRING IN DA NOISE AND BRING OUT DA PRICKS
I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK FOR A NICKEL, FATBOY UBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBLBBHB
I ONLY SUCK DICK IN SELF DEFENSE
OM HUALGHLAHGULAHULAG
GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT DICKLOVING
JA JA IN DER TJOILETS
ONLY IN AMERICA CAN WE BE THIS GAY AND NOT BE KILLED (ALTHOUGH BEATEN SEVERELY)
FINALLY!!!!! THE WESTMINSTER DONG SHOW!!!!!!
HEY LADY HOW ABOUT A BLOWJOB???????
HAPPINESS IS A WARM COLON
GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU STUPID PRICK
I LICKED NINE DICKS TODAY
HUGALUGAHHULG
I NEED A QUICK DICK INJECTION
I AM NOT EMBARASSED BY MY ERECTION
YOUR ERECTION IS FRIGHTENING CHILDREN EVERYWHERE SO IT IS NOT SO MUCH SOMETHING TO BE EMBARASSED ABOUT BUT RATHER SOMETHING TO BE CONTROLLED AND REGULATED

ALL I NEEDED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM SUCKING COCKS UNDER THE FREEWAY
AND GIRLS PLEASE: READ A BARELY LEGAL BEFORE RINGING MY DOORBELL
AGAIN PEOPLE PLEASE LEAVE SOME DICK FOR OTHERS
TOO DAZED WITH DICKS TO BOOKMARK THE BABYLON 5 FAQ
WE ALL LICK DICKS DON'T WE
DEAR GOD HOW CAN I WORSHIP YOU WHEN YOU HAVE SENT THESE THINGS TO POUND AROUND MY FACE/ASS/HAIR
CHAPTER FIVE: WHAT TO DO IF YOUR WANG IS STUCK FAST IN THE GLORY HOLE
AND SO JESUS CAME OUT OF THE CAVE AND SAID "IT'S OKAY TO BE GAY"
O SOLO BONERS
AT LEAST PUT ME BACK ON EARTH IN THE BODY OF A COCKSUCKER
I THINK YOUR PGP KEY HAS BEEN COMPROMISED (CLEARLY IT'S GAY)
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY BEFORE I BEAT YOU SENSELESS WITH MY FUCKING NUTS
WORRIED ABOUT 2PAC
POUND MY ASS
WHY IS THE MAN KEEPING ME DOWN IN HIS LAP
I WILL BE GAY FOR UNDER A DOLLAR
PEE FIGHT
BEEP BOOP 100100010 1010101101 00101100101 MEANS I LICK DICK
I AM LICKING DICKS IN A PAPER BAG
I WANT CLARIFICATION ON MY DICKLICKING
BONERPLEX
GAY GAY GAY GYA GAY GAY $(*RG#(R)GJ
WELL I TAMED THE BONER MONSTER !!! WHO WANTS TO PET IT
COULD WE PLEASE HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR MY BONER
I SPECIFICALLY CHECKED "COWBOY BONER", NOT A FUCKING XMAS BONER
GAGAHGALHGALHGALHGA
IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP THE PORN WILL NEVER COME
THAT'S WHEN I SNEAK IN AND LICK THE DICK
I'M A FUCK PUPPET
IF I WERE A VIDEO GAME I'D BE KLONKY DONG
HANDS UP WHO'S A FUCKING QUEER
PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY EVERYONE THINKS MY MOUTH IS A URINAL
THEN ALL THE DICKS NEED LITTLE SWEATERS
FOUR JERK AND SEVEN SPURTS AGO
GAYBRAHAM LINCOLN
COCKSUCKING BY PROXY
I HAVE A TWO-PRICK SYSTEM
NOW LIE DOWN AND CLOSE YOUR EYES, YOU DUMB CUNT
I'VE GOT A HALF A MIND TO RAPE YOU ON PRINCIPLE
THERE WAS THIS ONE DICK THAT JUST WOULDN'T STAY LICKED
I'M A BRIGHT SHINY ANGEL OF GOD, SENT DOWN FROM HEAVEN TO LICK DICK IN THE TOILET!!!!!!!
I AM WILLING TO BE GAY AT LOW, LOW PRICES
JUST LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK
COULD SOMEONE PLEASE POINT ME TO THE NEAREST CACHE OF DICKS
YAY FOR MY BALLS
YOU MIGHT SAY IT'S THE YIN AND YANG OF SUCKING
CONCENTRATE ON MY VOICE...SOON YOU WILL BE GAY
HELLO — I AM THE AIDS VIRUS. PLEASE GET US OUT OF HERE THIS GUY IS TOO GAY
YEAH WHAT HE SAID HUGALUGALUGH COCKS
SUING YOU FOR BREACH OF DICKSUCKING
OH GOD I SUCK DICK IN MY SLEEP
GLAGHALGH
DOES THIS COCK RING MAKE ME LOOK FAT
I WOULD LIKE TO BE GAY NOT ONLY IN THE PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE TENSES BUT ALSO IN THE PLUPERFECT SUBJUNCTIVE TENSE
A QUANTITY THAT HAS BOTH A MAGNITUDE AND A DIRECTION IS CALLED A PECKER
WHAT WE WANT IS YOUR FACE FULL OF SPURT AND TWO PRICKS ON EITHER SIDE OF YOUR FACE
LET'S PLAY BONER WARS
CHRIST I'M HARD UP FOR HARDONS
COCKSUCKING 101
TELL THE DICK YOU LOVE IT
SO YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH JIZZ BUGS THEN
BORN TO LICK (DICK)
APPARENTLY I CANNOT CHARGE MALE ESCORTS TO MY LIBRARY CARD
WHEN IS THE COCKSUCKING CONTEST AGAIN
HANDS UP WHO HERE HAS TASTED THEIR OWN JIZZ
THE COCKMOBILE WILL COME TO MY TOWN SOME DAY
THEN I CAN SUCK DICKS FROM FARAWAY LANDS
eDICKS
vPRICKS
DONGLETS
DID YOU LOSE YOUR LEGS SUCKING COCK IN A BATH HOUSE
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M GOING TO SUCK IT
DON'T TRY TO FOOL ME INTO NOT SUCKING IT !!! DISTRACTING ME WILL ONLY FAIL HULAHGLUAG
THERE'S NOTHING PERVERTED OR GAY ABOUT ME WANTING TO OPEN A BOUTIQUE
TIME FOR COCKS
EVEN A STOPPED CLOCK GIVES HEAD TWICE A DAY
I'LL TAKE UNLICKED DICKS FOR $200
CAN WE PLEASE JUST LICK DICK
HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME LICKY PRICKY
WOW, DICK FOR ME
(STARTS TO MASTURBATE)
BACK AT THE DICKLICKING FARM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FREE RANGE COCKSUCKERS ??????????????????
NONSENSICAL SYLLABLES AND PREPOSTEROUS GAY ACTS
MY MOUTH SHE IS FOR DICKS
SERIOUSLY WORRIED ABOUT THE QUALITY OF DICK
I'D BETTER JERK OFF FOR GOOD MEASURE
SUCKING COCKS IN THE BIG STALL
SACKS FULL OF WET COCKS
SO: POO THEN
DICKS TO THE LEFT, DICKS TO THE RIGHT
MOODS ARE LIKE RAINBOWS, IN THAT I'M A COCKSUCKER
DREAMING OF DICK
LICKED TOO MANY DICKS AT ONCE?
FRESHLY BAKED DONGS!!!!!!!!
A FAT DICKLICKING DONGATHON!!!!!!!
SEVERE DONGS POUND MOUTH, ASS OF CENTRAL VALLEY
CLICK HERE FOR DICK
ALL YOUR DICKS ARE BELONG IN MY MOUTH
DROP ME OFF AT THE GAY HOLE
SUCK THE COCK OR ELSE
I, EFFICIENT COCKSUCKING MACHINE
UP WITH DICK
I'LL SEE YOU ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE BALLS
A TREASURE TROVE OF DICK
JIMMY CRACK CORN AND I SUCK DICK
MY LATINO PRIDE IS OFFENDED BY YOUR BONER
I AM PRIMED AND READY FOR GAYNESS
EVERY STATION PLEASE GIVE ME A GO/NO GO FOR GAYNESS
YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE I SUCK DICK!!!!
FREE TO BE FILLED WITH DICK
YOU CAN WATCH ME LICK DICK BUT YOU HAVE TO STAY OUTSIDE THE STALL FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY !!! YOU COULD LOSE A LIMB BECAUSE I'M LIKE A MACHINE WHEN I GET GOING

DO I HAVE TO DRAW A MAP TO MY LAP
MY DONG IS TRULY ON THE EDGE OF FOREVER
WHAT IS WRONG WITH CUDDLING INSTEAD OF HORRIBLE ANAL RAPE
IF YOU ARE AN ARIES THEN YOU LICK DICK
LET'S YOU AND ME JERK DONGS NOW
I CAN ONLY BE SO GAY BEFORE I RUN OUT OF SPURT
CHMOD BONERS
CHOWN BONERS
CHGRP BONERS
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BONERS
EVERYONE ON THE FAGGOT ELEVATOR
CONVERSION FROM 'LONG' TO 'UNSIGNED DONG' : POSSIBLE ERROR
FOLKS I'M GOING TO CHECK MY DONG INTO YOUR MOUTH(S)
THIS FRIDAY'S LAW & ORDER: "FATTY MCFUCKFACE". HUGE PURPLE DICKS SLAP YOUR ASS AND LEGS.
GRACE MY FACE WITH JIZZY LACE
YOU CAN'T SUCK DICK AT OFFICE DEPOT
LINE UP FOR FACEFUCKING
FOLKS THERE'S NO "I" IN COCKSUCKER
YOU'RE JIZZING UP MY FACE WITH REVOLUTIONARY SPACE-AGE POLYMERS
THE MATRIX SCREENSAVER IS TELLING ME IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS THAT I AM A QUEER COCKSUCKER !!!
PLEASE PLACE ME ON MASTURBATIVE LEAVE
HANDS UP WHO'S JIZZWORTHY
IF U CN RD THS, SCK M FCKNG CCK NTL T SPRTS LL VR R FC
HEY EVERYONE!! HEIL HITLER!! DICKS!!!
CHOO CHOO HERE COMES THE COCK
DWINDLING DONGS ?!??!
IF A COCK APPEARS IN THE PLAY IN ACT 1 THE IT HAD BETTER GET SUCKED BY ACT 3
WHY DO YOU DANGLE THE DONGS IN FRONT OF ME
I'D LIKE TO GIVE THE WORLD A COCK
JESUS KNOWS I'M A DICKLICKER
IF THEY CAN PUT A MAN ON THE MOON WHY CAN'T THEY PUT ONE IN MY MOUTH ?!?!?!?!???
SUCK OF THE DICK
I'M PH-BALANCED FOR HOT PRICKS
GAYER THAN THOU
I WAS GOING TO COMMIT SEPPUKU BUT I ACCIDENTALLY COMMITTED BUKKAKE
I'M GOING NEXT DOOR TO FAGGO'S PIZZA AND GET SOME JERKSAUCE
TRY AS I MIGHT I JUST CAN'T EXPLAIN AWAY THESE COCKS
MY BONER HAS ITS OWN STORY
JERKING OFF WILL KEEP THE EVIL SPIRITS AWAY
WILL YOU PLEASE MASTURBATE TO MY FACE
SIR I MUST INSIST: DICKS
DICKS OVER COCKS
IF I WERE MASTURBATING TO STAR WARS I WOULD BE HAND SOLO
I WOULD LIKE TO ERR ON THE SIDE OF CAUTION AND LICK ON THE SIDE OF DICKLICKING
OCCAM'S RAZOR INDICATES THAT IT IS NOT MULTIPLE HORRIBLE MONSTERS THAT RESIDE IN MY TROUSERS BUT INSTEAD JUST ONE MONSTER
SERIOUS DICK PROCESSING UNIT
EXCUSE ME BUT MY BONER IS LOOSE
QUEER QUEST 2.0A1
I WANT YOU TO PUT YOUR MOUTH ON MY BALLS AND HUM
WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE OF JIZZ PLEASE ANGLE IT OVER YONDER
I'M GOING TO BE IN THE GLORY HOLE OLYMPICS
DEAR DOCTOR DONG
MY TESTICLES
DETECTIVE FAGGOT'S SPACE ADVENTURE (INFOCOM'S LAST, LEAST-LOVED CREATION)
BUFFALO GAL WON'T YOU LICK ON MY DONG / LICK ON MY DONG / LICK ON MY DONG
WHEN I JERK OFF I FEEL GOOD FOR ABOUT TWENTY SECONDS AND THEN WHAM IT'S RIGHT BACK INTO SUICIDAL DEPRESSION

[Monsieur Maurice]

Un jeu qui peut être sympa pour occuper vos enfants l'après midi: leur faire compter le mot dick

[Hyenne]

Putain c'est la plus belle poésie du monde !

[Glaüx]

On leur fait manger de bonnes choses, aux gamins, de nos jours.

[Glaüx]

A la question "et t'es content, d'avoir explosé le template ?", je réponds oui.

[Putsch]

Rien à voir, mais rien à foutre. Juste un joli poème, trouvé sur un site de toxicos.

A toutes ces jolies fille
Qui lors d'une free party
A cause d'un sale pervers débile
A jamais son partie

Partant pour se percher
La haut dans les étoiles
Avec hélas un simple aller
Sans retour pour l' teknival

Elles sont si belles, si joyeuses
Avec leure tresses ou leur dreads
Nos charmantes et souriantes teuffeuses
Et maintenant certainne sont dead

Elles, si souvent emplie d'énergie
Notre vrai came c'est les shouillardes
Si créative, grapheuse doué ou DJ
Si élégante, drole et débrouillarde

Elles, elles savent ce qu'est la vie
Nos mignionnes petite Raveuse
Ce ne sont pas des sales junkys
pas non plus de pauvres allumeuses

Elle pourrait meme enseignier
La psychologie et la métaphysique
Et franchement en dégouter
Bien plus d'une par leur plastique

Souvent petite, si stylé tellement fine
Quand d'autre se torture pour leur ligne
Elles elles peuvent enquiller les bibines
Elles sont mure, belle, artiste et maline...

A ces frustré impuissant de fils de pute
Qui osent s'attaquer à nos anges en kaki
Vous étonnez pas si en tékos on vous bute
Personne ne touches à nos teuffeuse chérie

A la mémoire des teuffeuses morte et violer en tékos.

Rah, mais quelle merde.
http://fr.netlog.com/clan/Free_Party/blog/blogID=360545

[MantaalF4ct0re]

http://www.infos-du-net.com/forum/282-35-transpiration-penis-plizz

[400asa]

J'ai lu TOUT le topic.

[nihil]

Normalement, il faut pas faire ça.

[400asa]

Normalement, je me fais pas autant chier.

[MantaalF4ct0re]

Non: habituellement, tu chies, tout court.
Tu chies!

[400asa]

Chut.
Allez, tais-toi maintenant.

[MantaalF4ct0re]

Tu trouves ton avatar de bon goût?
(cmb?)

[Putsch]

J'ai lu TOUT le topic.

Dans mes bras!!!

[Evariste]

J'ai lu TOUT le topic.

Dans mes bras!!!

Ciel, ce fut ma lecture au réveil.