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Démarré par nihil, Décembre 09, 2005, 19:06:56

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MantaalF4ct0re

un peu de tendresse en cette période bénie:













Tu m'ennuies, importun, te conchie, dans ton bain.

Le Duc

"Celui qui se transforme en bête se délivre de la douleur d'être un homme."


nihil

Sympa, y a même une friteuse dans le cul de Strange.
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_Strange_

Je la sors uniquement pour les invités d'honneur, choupinet.
"BOURRE6MOI LE CUL", Glaüx, 05/06/2008 - 22h10.

MantaalF4ct0re

Dis donc, Nihil, tu t'occupes plus du zonard en rose? C'est qui, finalement?..Et est-ce que c'est un québécoa?
Tu m'ennuies, importun, te conchie, dans ton bain.

Hag


MantaalF4ct0re

Tu m'ennuies, importun, te conchie, dans ton bain.

Hyenne


Hyenne


Le Duc

n'importe quoi. Je crois que j'ai jamais vu un tel condensé de connerie en si peux de temps. C'est énorme ce "reportage".
"Celui qui se transforme en bête se délivre de la douleur d'être un homme."

Glaüx


Hag

Magie d'internet, quelques phrases fort utiles :

CitationMULTI HEADED DICKS HITTING ASS AND LEG OH GOD ITS HEAVAN

ITS NOT THAT I WANT TO STICK THIS COCK UP MY NOSE, BUT GOD DAMNIT MAN THIS IS A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE

MY BONER LOOKS DOWN ON THE EARTH IS IT GOD

ECONOMY OF DONGOPIA IS BASED ON THE GIVEN USE VALUE OF ANY DICK STRAIGHT UP MY ASS

I WOULD LIKE TO BE GAY NOT ONLY IN THE PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE TENSES BUT ALSO IN THE PLUPERFECT SUBJUNCTIVE TENSE

DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS IN THE SKY DICKS IN THE GROUND DICKS IN SPACE DICKS IN TIME BUT WHERE JESUS ARE THE DICKS IN EAR AND MOUTH

YOUR ERECTION IS FRIGHTENING CHILDREN EVERYWHERE SO IT IS NOT SO MUCH SOMETHING TO BE EMBARASSED ABOUT BUT RATHER SOMETHING TO BE CONTROLLED AND REGULATED

MY BONER BURNED 24 DIGITAL COPIES OF ITSELF AND DEVELOPED A COMPLEX MULTI SERVER CHAT SYSTEM ALL IN ONE NIGHT OF DARK BLACK COCKSUCKING

WHEN I FREESTYLE ABOUT DICKS, IT'S LIKE I BECOME A DICK MYSELF, SPURTING OUT WHATEVER COMES UP. ONLY THIS TIME I WON'T GET ARRESTED FOR HAVING SEX WITH MENTALLY RETARD CHILDREN I HOPE

TIME CUBE STATES THAT MY DICK EXISTS IN FOUR SIMULTANEOUS DIMENSIONS, WHICH IS HOW I PLAN TO GET OUT OF THAT "SODOMIZING A POLICE OFFICER'S WALLET" CHARGE

I THOUGHT MY DICK WAS CATHOLIC SO I TOOK IT TO CONFUSIONAL AT WHICH POINT I GOT A BONER AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS ALL A CLEVER RUSE AND THAT MY DONG WAS JONESING FOR SOME GLORY HOLE ACTION LONG STORY SHORT I'M BANNED FROM THE STATE OF IDAHO.

SOMEONE TOLD ME TO ENCODE MY DICK AND SO I TRIED TO BY WHEN CONVERTING TO 192 -APE, LAME GAVE ME AN ERROR "542 ENCODING ERROR YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN THE CD TRAY OH LORHGLUAGHLA"

I PUT MY BONER IN A SHOT GLASS AND DRANK IT AND ENDED UP FORMING A NEVERENDING LOOP OF GAY WHICH IN TURN SWALLOWED THE UNIVERSE

PILGRIMS PROGRESS IS AN ALLEGORY ABOUT THE TIME MY NUTS WERE CAUGHT IN AN EASY BAKE OVEN

LISTEN HERE YOUNG MAN I'M PERFECTLY FINE WITH YOU VERBALLY EXPRESSING YOUR ENJOYMENT OF DICK BUT PLEASE DO NOT SAY "YOU'RE SPURT ENVELOPES MY SOUL." USE THE PROPER WORD BECUASE WE ARE SEMANTICALLY CORRECT COCKSUCKERS HERE OK

THIS JUST IN: A COCK HAS APPEARED OUTSIDE OF MY WINDOW WITH DEADLY INTENT

IN AN EFFORT TO PROMOTE GOODWILL BETWEEN NATIONS I HAVE STOPPED HAVING SEX WITH LAMPSHADES


Glaüx


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